"Lets play the game of whose life sucks the most. I'll win. I always win." CRISTINA: "You don't want to play with me." Meredith: "Oh yes, I do. I'll even go first. Derek is married, as in pig-headed adulterous liar married." [George spits out his beer] CRISTINA: "George, you have beer... coming out of your nostrils..." MEREDITH: "Alright, your turn." CRISTINA: "I'm pregnant. There. I win." [Joe the Bartender collapses] "Okay, maybe Joe wins."