Yogi Berra Quotes

• "The game isn't over till it's over."
• "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there."
• "You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
• "You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."
• "You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."
• "You can observe a lot by just watching."
• "You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
• "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
• "We have deep depth."
• "We made too many wrong mistakes."
• "When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it."
• "There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em."
• "The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."
• "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
• "The only color I don't have is navy brown."
• "The future ain't what it used to be."
• "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
• "Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting."
• "So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face."
• "Take it with a grin of salt."
• "It's like deja-vu, all over again."
• "Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."
• "It gets late early out there."
• "It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."
• "It ain't the heat, it's the humility."
• "In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
• "It ain't over till it's over."
• "If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
• "In baseball, you don't know nothing."
• "If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer."
• "If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em."
• "I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."
• "I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary."
• "I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."
• "I wish everybody had the drive he had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field."
• "I never said most of the things I said."
• "I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."
• "I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"
• "I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary."
• "I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
• "He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."
• "How can you think and hit at the same time?"
• "Even Napoleon had his Watergate."
• "Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
• "Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken."
• "Bill Dickey is learning me his experience."
• "Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical."
• "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
• "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
• "All pitchers are liars or crybabies."