Will Rogers Quotes

• "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
• "The more you read about politics, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other"
• "We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it."
• "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. - Illiterate Digest"
• "There's no trick to being a humourist when you have the whole government working for you."
• "We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."
• "Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."
• "The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."
• "The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them."