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Will Ferrell Quotes
Will Ferrell Quotes
"I'm not stupid Lucious, no one lives forever, no one ... but with advances in modern science ... and my high level income ... I mean like crazy think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300." "You're my assistant, ok ... you're supposed to back me up and get me juice boxes when I tell you, now go get me a juice box!" "No, you go to hell, while you're there, why don't you grab me a juice box!" "Well, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I am saying grace ... when you say grace, you can say it to Grown-up Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want." "A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I really have wracked my brain to figure it out. I pretty much have had a normal childhood. Maybe it was too normal." "All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead." "I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time." "I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight." "James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was." "Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one hand it's very flattering, it is just so surreal." "Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people who come in to host the show and you get thrown into so many situations and learn how to think on your feet, so filmmaking actually feels slow, in a good way." "You always want to do a good job and hopefully, I won't be in something that looks and feels like I'm in over my head." "How classy is it for me to wear these pink tennis shoes with my tux?" "It's amazing what they turn up in those archives [on old footage]"