Tim Meadows Quotes

• "Ya, you a bad mailman!"
• "Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified not by women but by a man."
• "Listen, I was wandering. Can I ask you a question? Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress."