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The Hangover Quotes
The Hangover Quotes
"What? We're getting married in five hours.. Yeah... that's not gonna happen.
" "Who's baby is that....We'll deal with the baby later" "What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit.
" "Don't you worry your pretty stripped head were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. Then were gonna find our best friend Doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug... Doug Doug, Dougie, Doug, Doug. But if you've been killed by crystal meth tweakerrrrss... Then we're shit out of luck
" "I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheeze.
" " So long, gay boys! " "I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em floories." "It's Phil, leave a message. But don't text me. It's gay" "Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.
" "Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
" "It would be so cool if I could breast-feed. " "Paging Doctor Faggot! Paging Doctor Faggot!
" "What do Tigers dream of when they take their little Tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling Zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy Tiger bed. And then we're going to find our bestfriend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a bestfriend hug. Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug! If he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're shit out of luck" "Godzilla destroys cities! I hate him too!
" "No, it's a satchel... Indiana Jones has one. " "I don't even care if we kill someone.
" " Is this hotel beeper friendly?
" "I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! He destroys cities! I hate Godzilla!
" "We don't remember anything from last night. Remember?
" "We're a wolf pack of four, wandering the desert, searching for strippers and cocaine" "What an adorable little baby. What's his name? Carlos.
" "Hello... how bout that ride in? I guess thats why they call it Sin City haha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there... there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys I thought \"wait a second, could it be?\" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. " "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except herpes that shit will come back with ya." "Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon... like masturbating on an airplane." "Alan Garner: Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon... like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!
" "Oh my God, I can't believe I gave away my grandmother's Holocaust ring to a complete stranger.
" "Stu Price: Oh my God, I can't believe I gave away my grandmother's Holocaust ring to a complete stranger.
Alan Garner: I didn't even know they gave out rings during the Holocaust!