Tank Abbott Quotes

• "Doesn’t matter. I can go 15 minutes holding my breath standing on my head. So it could be the 14th minute or the first minute, whenever he runs into one."
• "I don’t drink beer. I can afford vodka."
• "I don’t see it going any other way. I can do anything I want to him, but what fun is that? I like to knock people out."
• "I kind of like that. I don’t like beating up people in my hometown. I like to go to their hometown, so they can see what they’re all about."
• "I said I just got out of jail for beating somebody up, in fact, a cop’s son. Isn’t this supposed to be about fighting? And they said, yeah, but you’ve got to have some kind of a black belt or something. And I said that’s not what I’m about. I’m about fighting in the streets."
• "My hobby is drinking."
• "My book leads up to the 18 months where I went to jail for beating up a cop’s son. Then I got out of jail and fought in the UFC. It is kind of a real‑life Rocky story."