Strange Wilderness Quotes

• "I'm definitely not burning ants with a magnifying glass if that's what you're implying."
• "You say "Dick", I come runnin."
• "Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago., NO, WRONG, its the other way around. It is estimated that bears kill over 2 million salmon a year, attacks by salmon on bears, are much more rare... Okay, thats gotta be true right? Okay lets go with that one."
• "No matter how many sea lions are killed each year by sharks, it never seems like enough."
• "Uh, guys, I dont wanna die. For the first time in 11 years I'm seeing the world through sober eyes. It's exhilerating, see I have so much to live for right now. I want to find a nice girl and settle down, and have kids, and dance with them in the moonlight. I wanna do it all ya know?"