Steve Carell Quotes

• "In my wildest dreams I never thought — well, I never thought I'd work."
• "It's not a master plan to do every remake and every recreation of icons. It's just what I've been hired to do."
• "You never really know what the camera is picking up in a scene -- or even where it is. There are stealth shots that surprise us all the time."
• "Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard."
• "Yooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!"
• "You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I am the 7th degree imperial yo-yo master."
• "Ooooh, do me yo-yo master I want you to do me cuz you're the yo-yo guy!"
• "You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!"
• "How many pots have you smoken?"
• "Is it true that if you don't USE it you LOSE it?"
• "Oh, nipplefuck!"
• "She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls."
• "That girl was a ho... for sho."
• "Do you mind if I use your, uh, magnum?"