Sex and the City Quotes

• "Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!"
• "If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night... your friends."
• "Miranda: It's my clitoris, not the sphinx! Carrie: I think you just found the title of your autobiography ! "
• "I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel. "
• "Carrie: Despite the fact that there are over eight million people on the island of Manhattan, there are times you still feel shipwrecked and alone. Times even the most resourceful survivor would feel the need to put a message in a bottle, or on an answering machine. "
• "Carrie: I'm good at crossword puzzles, I'm not so good at people puzzles. "
• "Carrie: That's the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you don't need them anymore. "
• "Carrie: Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous. "
• "Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous."
• "When you're young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious. You could break a bone or a heart. You look before you leap and sometimes you don't leap at all because there's not always someone there to catch you. And in life, there's no safety net. When did it stop being fun and start being scary?"
• "Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, have babies, or be who we are. After all, things change, so do cities, people come into your life and they go. But it's comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart... and if you're very lucky, a plane ride away."
• "Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them."
• "Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high."
• "You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'"
• "I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it."
• "Are there some women put in the world just to make you feel bad about yourself?"
• "But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous."
• "It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!"
• "It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them."
• "I admit it's tempting to wish for the perfect boss - the perfect parent - or the perfect outfit. But maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, play the hand we've been dealt, and accessorize what we've got."
• "I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it. "
• "From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is."
• "I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. "
• "I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck."
• "Don't you want to stand still with me?"
• "The only thing worse than a liar is a bad liar."
• "The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several little fires. "
• "I love you, but I love myself more."
• "Women don't care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick... I've never once heard a woman say: "He had such a big full scrotum""
• "Oh my God, she's fashion road-kill!"
• "There isn't enough wall space in NYC to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you - a lot of them were hung."
• "What's the big mystery? It's my vagina, not the sphinx!"
• "Despite the fact that there are over eight million people on the island of Manhattan, there are times you still feel shipwrecked and alone. Times even the most resourceful survivor would feel the need to put a message in a bottle, or on an answering machine."