Rowan Atkinson Quotes

• "Your about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."
• "You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an a*** kicking contest."
• "As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself 'the last thing you must do is forget your speech.' And sure enough, as I left the house this morning, the last thing I did was to forget my speech."
• "I loved the show as a child and felt I could not do it justice. [on turning down the role of the new Doctor Who]"