Rounders Quotes

"It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money."
"We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us. "
"It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you. "
"You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20. "
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker. "
"If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker. "
"First prize at the World Series of Poker is a million bucks. Does it have my name on it? I don't know. But, I'm gonna find out. "
"Where did you come up with the scratch for that? You've been rolling fags in the Village again, haven't you? "
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas? "
"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake. "
"You can't lose what you don't put in the middle. "
"Your money... I am still up 20 grand... from this last time I stick it in you. "
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage. "
"It's like the nature channel... you don't see Piranhas eating themselves, do you? "
"The game is no limit hold 'em. The Cadillac of poker. "
"Are you satisfied now, Teddy? Because I can keep busting you up all night if you like. "
"In "Confessions of a Winning Poker Player," Jack King said, "Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career." It seems true to me, cause walking in here, I can hardly remember how I built my bankroll, but I can't stop thinking of how I lost it. "
"In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please. "
"Aces full, Mike."
"Hanging around, hanging around. Kid's got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him. "
"I've often seen these people, these squares at the table, short stack and long odds against them. All their outs gone. One last card in the deck that can help them. I used to wonder how they could let themselves get into such bad shape, and how the hell they thought they could turn it around. "