Ron Burgundy Quotes

• "You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair."
• "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly."
• "Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight."
• "It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way."
• "Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline."
• "Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited."
• "I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman."
• "I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
• "You are a smelly pirate hooker."
• "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"
• "Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!"
• "What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."
• "I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."
• "I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal."
• "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
• "Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand."
• "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."
• "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."
• "Don't you know I'd never say fuck. Fuck."
• "Don't you know I'd never say fuck. Fuck."
• "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."
• "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."
• "And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego."
• "Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?"
• "Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this."
• "Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."
• "The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show."
• "By the beard of Zeus."
• "I will not eat cat poop."
• "I'll eat the whole hunk of shit. I don't care."