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Ron Burgundy Quotes
Ron Burgundy Quotes
"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair." "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly." "Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight." "It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way." "Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline." "Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited." "I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman." "I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science." "You are a smelly pirate hooker." "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?" "Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!" "What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing." "I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you." "I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal." "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." "Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand." "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina." "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina." "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker." "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker." "Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?" "Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this." "Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era." "The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show." "By the beard of Zeus." "I will not eat cat poop." "I'll eat the whole hunk of shit. I don't care."