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Lil Wayne Quotes
Lil Wayne Quotes
"A bitch over some money is a hungry nuisance. Itís money over bitches that Iíma keep on provin." "Always talk to God. Never listen to cops." "And I ainít got a clique. I got a cattle, homie.
" "And I donít front and I donít go backwards. And I donít practice and I donít lack shit. And you can get Barry. Suck my bat, bitch." "And I gave you a ring that I donít need back because I know one day you gon be back. Not today, but one day.
" "And I know this world is so cold and deceivin but I keep my head up like my nose is bleedin." "And if ya man ainít me, why bother?" "And if you checkin I wonít be far. Iíll be right on your radar.
" "And if your man is whack and if he lack what I pack then I will make you lack him." "And itís hard for me to say that my heart ainít yearnin to walk up in a church and believe that sermon.
" "And me, Iím just wild. I think I need therapy because Iím goin after that money no matter where it be." "And my game is skin deep like the first tattoo. I gets all in your head just like shampoo." "And my pinky glow cuz my rings is so blingy blingy. Yo, stop blinkin, though.
" "And she couldnít stand under my umbrella if it drizzle." "And when I smile I look like a bag of coke. I gets high. Iím twisted like a bag of ropes." "And you donít wanna leave me, believe me, cuz I can turn you on like a person on TV." "Baby, tonightís the night and them girls all on me like white no rice." "Been handling the game so long my thumb bruise." "Bitches on my stick but my name ainít Harry Potter.
" "But I am the shit and they just poop stain." "But I wonder will they still be talkin after I die? But thatís not important. Moneyís more important." "Call me Mr. President or call me Mr. Ever Care or Mr. Everywhere or Mr. Never Care or Mr. Never Scared.
" "Call me so I can get it juicy for ya.
" "Call me whatcha want. I donít give a finger in the middle." "Cuz her friends say Iím a tummy sucker. Donít go below the navel." "Dawg, I got cake like everyday my birthday." "Dear Mr. Toilet, Iím the shit. Got these haters pissed cuz my toilet paper thick.
" "Dem bitches after me so I put that paddle on em. She rode my dick and said she shoulda put a saddle on em." "Dem bitches after me so I put that paddle on em. She rode my dick and said she shoulda put a saddle on em." "Even I look in the mirror like, ĎIs it you?í And I say, ĎI must be the hottest if it isnít you.í" "Every time Iím tryin to leave she beggin me to stay and I politely fade away like my name was MJ." "Flush out the feeling of me being the shit cuz I was leavin skid marks on everywhere I sit." "Fresh on campus itís the Birdman Jr. Money too long. Teachers, put away ya rulers.
" "Get down and dirty for this cheddar and for me to let a broad interfere, nigga never." "He tell me Iím gainin weight. I tell him Iím getting paid. Money over bitches. Iím yellin it to the grave." "I ainít lookin down but I see no one above me.
" "I ainít tryin to fall in love. I ainít tryin to get engaged. You can meet me at the altar when a nigga really dead.
" "I am untamed - I need a leash. I am insane - I need a shrink. I love brain - I need a leech." "I could never win an Oscar cuz I donít know how to act." "I donít know what you on but Iím on some new shit while your bitch is on my dick like a glue stick." "I donít need no pool. Iím swimming in you." "I get her on top. She drop it like itís hot. And when Iím at the bottom, she Hillary Rodham. The middle of the bed, Iím givin gettin head" "I get my ball on like soccer, boy.
" "I got my hand on the game. I make a grip." "I got this bitch on lock like a closed door.
" "I have more jewels than your jeweler. Touch and I will bust your medulla." "I listen to her heartbeat because it plays my favorite song.
" "I love myself. I love what I am. I love who I is. I love Weezy. Your girl, your man, your damn kids love Weezy. You gotta love the nigga just because other nigga and I donít love other niggas but I love other niggasí bitches." "I love that summer breeze. Iíll stand in it until it freeze." "I make her feel right when itís wrong like lying." "I mean, the world just ainít gon never change so I keep my head up and my nuts, let em hang." "I put my mack down. Thatís where you lack at." "I really think them niggas jealous of the sparkle in my necklace.
" "I smack, smack, smack that and Iím strapped with an automatic tongue.
" "I sound like sex comin through the fader. Bitch, Iím the president, not the mayor.
" "I try my best to make it through the night and live today but Iím upset so Iím steady wipin tears away." "I was just thinkin of seein you tomorrow, wakin up with no panties, no bra. I ainít bein nasty. Iím just bein for real. Let me take off my belt and give you the whip appeal. Yeah, you hear about what I do in the streets but you gon love what I do in the sheets." "I was on her ass like some brake lights but I ainít stop for the red lights." "Iíll probably shit on ya bitch, probably piss on her lips and she probably give you a kiss." "Iím a man to another man. To a bitch Iím a pimp. In the whip Iím a hundred grand. And in the streets Iím a money man." "Iím a pimp, girl. Get it twisted, Iíll slam you like Shawn Kemp, girl." "Iím ballin on the suckers and I wonít pick up my dribble.
" "Iím caught up in ya vibe, tryin to kick it like Judo." "Iím connected - I got more hoods than a coat store. Iím successful - I got more shit than you can hope for." "Iím cutting through that cheese like a shredder." "Iím fresher than a newborn and I can work you out like a futon.
" "Iím Lil Weezy fo sheezy. Iím off the heezy, believe me. See me, I squeeze in between it and then I leave it so greasy." "Iím lookin like a star, bitch. When you see me make a wish.
" "Iím off the surface, platinum merchandise shining perfect.
" "Iím so fly Iíll take off into open air.
" "Iím still mackin. You can smell the Pimp Juice on my breath.
" "Iím tougher than leather. Iím smoother than suede" "Iím up in it like dope dick. And Iím physically fine but my flowís sick.
" "Iíma smoke so many niggas Iíma catch cancer." "If I ever fall, spring back like a rubber band.
" "If I live to be old itís a miracle cuz the way a nigga hatin or a bitch plottin, the shitís hysterical" "If pimpin is dead then Iím bringin it back.
" "If you donít love yourself Iíll make you see your own heart" "In my predicament Iím guilty until proven innocent" "Let me tell you something, girl. I am a player, girl. So donít you try to play me cuz I never save a girl.
" "Let nothin get between us. We too hot. Only sweat between us." "Money runnin like water. Bitch, get up in the tub.
" "Never been a rat, never had em in the house. Call me Captain Kangaroo, I got money in my pouch.
" "Never slipped, not even on the side of a swimming pool" "No, it ainít my birthday but I got my name on my cake.
" "Not answer my phone and ignoring your spouse. She leavin messages about me enjoyin her mouth" "Nothing seem critical. In the hood Iím typical yet Iím feeling good and spiritual.
" "Now stand back and catch my amazing greatness." "Now, can you tell me how good my French is? Voulez vous coucher aves moi, bitches!
" "Off the top, this lil nigga is off the meter. Warn your people. Wayne is a walking heater. Flames all over. The gameís all over. I told yall niggas. Now your reignís all over." "Old player, new game. Iím focused. Iím thinkin like I got two brains." "Recognize itís real and nothin other than that.
" "Red light, red light. Stop your rumors. I stay on track like a box of Pumas.
" "Right off the backboard, ya boy got dollars. So women come frequent like flight mileage.
" "Safe sex is great sex. Better wear a latex cuz you donít want that late text, that ĎI think Iím lateí text.
" "Shawty need a refund, need to bring that nigga back. Just like a refund, I make her bring that ass back.
" "Shawty say the nigga that she wit ainít shit. Shawty say the nigga that she wit ainít this. Shawty say the nigga that she wit canít hit. But shawty, Iíma hit it hit it like I canít miss." "She blow like a pro. Oh no, I gotta keep her. Told her Iíd be back about eleven. Iím gon creep her. But donít go to sleep. I got some more meat to feed ya.
" "She said she eat her vegetables so she stay alive. So she slobbed on my knob like corn on the cob.
" "She used to be the sweetest girl ever. Whatever. Now she like sour ameretta. She wears a dress to the T like the letter, and if you make it rain she will be under the weather." "Shorty know what she doin. Lick her lips and get straight to it." "Shut up, bitch, swallow. If you canít swallow, shut up, bitch, gargle.
" "So much ice I need the stick with the puck.
" "Stop analyzing, criticizing. You should realize what I am and start epitomizing." "Then she tell me my love is the best she felt and she sucked my dick like itís about to melt.
" "You can smell it through the wrapper. Thatís that shit, nigga. Sit it in a pamper.
" "You know the streets made me and I donít give a damn if you hate me.
" "You need direction? I can take you further. You need affection? I can crush you harder. You need protection, protection? Sweetheart, Iím fresh off selection.
" "You need to get a full dose of me. Iím crack.
" "You niggas haterholics. Iím just the recipe so you can save the garlic. Iím like a set of keys - Iím bout to get it started.
" "You play wit me, I react like the Navy. Or better yet the Army. You gon need them for me.
" "You see me passing by you, more like flashin. Lights, camera, but Iím more like action.
" "I take 3 Ls to the head...love, live, life and then im dead" "Raise hell hells risin call me young Ray Quan imma shef in hells kitchen.Sweet as devils food i eat angels 4 dinna call me wat u want i dont give a finga in da middle." "I take 3 Ls to the head...love, live, life and then im dead" "Is there a heaven for G's and soldiers, i cant go to hell cause i'd take over" "Young money, dipset, thats what this is
and if i aint good lookin you can bet my bitch is." "
Ill take your bitch give her back take your bitch again thats becaues you throw a 5 i pitch a 10 now she want to get inside of my 66 she see my wrist blue and yellow like Michigan She say she love her man she misses him but nobody do it better than a distant dick Me im a long distance pimp......... yeah i had to take it way back on that azz yall dont know bout that ! " "my wrist special par, but the mewl is cooler, i have more jewels than ur jewlerrrrr!!!!" "I been thru alotta shit dis year but imma keep my head up like ma nose is bleedin." "What i look like? and if it aint money then i dont look right." "I been thru it all, the fails the falls, im like niagra but i got right back up like viagra." "I got these hataz like when he gon stop? maybe a minute after never start ya clocks." "Louie V tennis shoes,big brown stripe
You think u fresh,she nigga im ripe!" "Ok my leather so soft,but dont think i aint hard
Bitch said weezy make it rain,i said bitch i aint god" "The 'W's for Wanda,
She kinda remind ya
of that game street fighta
Hands like E. Honda." "Hit em wit tha glock, put em in a coma, now what you got...Glaucoma!
" "They said i couldn't play football i was too small... they said i couldn't play basketball i wasn't tall... they said i couldn't play baseball at all
they said i couldn't play basketball i wasn't tall... & now everyday of my life I BALL!
" "Bullets find a home in ur arteries pardon me... them niggaz belong in a sorority, aint that a bitch?!... I am here and u gonna need a chopper and imma need a lawyer and u gon need a doctor, why? becuz i got army gunz!!" "Im runnin this, and i can jump the hurdles, i feelin like im racin a bunch of little turtles- keep a bandana like a ninja turtle, im like a turtle when i sip the purple and i smoke that kush!"