Jennifer Aniston Quotes

• "As an actor, you have be up in the morning, so you make your dinner and go to bed."
• "Friends is so successful that, if you make a movie and it's not as big as Friends, then you get people telling you, "How dare you make a movie? Keep your day job, dammit!""
• "I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God. never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a pain in the ass."
• "I always say don't make plans, make options."
• "I am trying to think of the last time that I just said, 'What the hell!' and did something crazy."
• "I couldn't have found a better man than Brad. He still opens doors for me and brings me flowers. He's the sweetest goofball on the planet."
• "I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies."
• "I don't have any commitment issues in relationships, obviously!"
• "I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well."
• "I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am."
• "I hate when I read "Try that Jennifer Aniston Diet." There was no diet!"
• "I was a Duran Duran freak - and freak is the perfect word to describe my behavior during that decade!"
• "I was told to avoid the business all together because of the rejection. People would say to me, 'Don't you want to have a normal job and a normal family?' I guess that would be good advice for some people, but I wanted to act."
• "I've gone for each type: the rough guy; the nerdy, sweet, lovable guy; and the slick guy. I don't really have a type. Men in general are a good thing."
• "If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell."
• "Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day!"
• "Nobody thinks of themselves as sexy, really. Some days you go, 'Hey, I'm not going too bad today.' But if you try and be sexy, you'll never be sexy."
• "Quirky is sexy, like scars or chipped teeth. I also like tattoos - they're rebellious."
• "That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny."
• "The best smell in the world is that man that you love."
• "The first time I kissed Brad my knees went weak - I literally lost my breath!"
• "True love brings up everything - you're allowing a mirror to be held up to you daily."
• "When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed."
• "You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'."
• "You're damned if you're too thin, and you're damned if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both. It's imposible to satisfy everyone and I suggest we all stop trying."
• "The best smell in the world is that man that you love."
• "Quirky is sexy, like scars or chipped teeth. I also like tattoos - they're rebellious."
• "When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed"
• "The first time I kissed Brad my knees went weak - I literally lost my breath!"
• "I couldn't have found a better man than Brad. He still opens doors for me and brings me flowers. He's the sweetest goofball on the planet."
• "I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God - never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a pain in the ass."
• "If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell."
• "I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am. [on revelations she wrote her own Barclaycard ads]"