Jack Nicholson Quotes

• "Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."
• "I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor."
• "Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."
• "People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."
• "I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor."
• "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch"
• "People who speak in metaphores should shampoo my crotch"
• "Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."
• "Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."
• "There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend."
• "I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman."