Happy Gilmore Quotes

• "I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK."
• "Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home? Aren't you good enough for your home? ANSWER ME! Suck my white ass ball!"
• "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass."
• "During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody."
• "Gold jacket, Green jacket, who gives a shit."
• "You're gonna die, clown."