Grey's Anatomy Quotes

• "I think I speak for ever woman here when I say... Dump her. Dump Yang and marry me."
• "Actually, I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan"
• "I want you to care. I sleep with your best friend and you walk away. He comes out here from New York and rubs it in your face and still you get a good nights sleep. What do I have to do? Oh, I know. Maybe what I should do is go out on a date with the vet. Because that seems to be something that sends you into a blind rage. Oh, but wait, that won't work either because I'm not Meredith Grey."
• "Mark Sloan chief of surgery, that makes me vommit a little in my mouth ."
• "Sometimes people do desperate things to get someone's attention. But there are two sides to every story."
• "Alex Karev: For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything. "
• "That's what you do. When you feel sorry for yourself, you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate men. It's okay. I find it charming."
• "That's what you do. When you feel sorry for yourself, you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate men. It's okay. I find it charming."
• "I tell the truth. It's what I do. It doesn't make me a bad doctor. Everyone walks around this place lying. We tell a patient who's dying that there's hope when there is no hope. Maybe I'm a pig. Maybe I'm an ass. Maybe I'm a vermin like everybody says. But I tell the truth. It's the only thing I got going for me, and you don't get to take that away and call it a lesson. Sir."
• "Stop chasing me... Unless you're ready to catch me."
• "Just shut up. This is my hotel room that I pay for with my huge piles of money. Get the hell out of it."
• "Just shut up. This is my hotel room that I pay for with my huge piles of money. Get the hell out of it."
• "You know in the cartoons when there's a bear and he's looking at a table and the table turns into a delicious turkey with like, lines of deliciousness coming out of it? "
• "I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man."
• "You are eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect. Your hair is down to there. If I was you I would just walk around naked all the time. I wouldn't have a job, I wouldn't have any skills, I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be... naked. "
• ""Lets play the game of whose life sucks the most. I'll win. I always win." CRISTINA: "You don't want to play with me." Meredith: "Oh yes, I do. I'll even go first. Derek is married, as in pig-headed adulterous liar married." [George spits out his beer] CRISTINA: "George, you have beer... coming out of your nostrils..." MEREDITH: "Alright, your turn." CRISTINA: "I'm pregnant. There. I win." [Joe the Bartender collapses] "Okay, maybe Joe wins.""
• "It's like candy, but with blood. Which is so much better! "
• "George, if you're sick of bad things happening to you, stop putting up with it and demand better."
• "So that's it? Was that what I was to you? The girl you screwed to get over being screwed?") "You were like coming up for fresh air. It's like I was drowning and you saved me. That's all I know."
• "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we managed to stop the bleeding. The bad news is that we gave your penis to the cops. "
• "Christmas makes you want to be with people you love. I'm not saying this to hurt you, or because I want to leave you, because I don't. Meredith wasn't a fling. She wasn't revenge. I fell in love with her. That doesn't go away because I decided to stay with you."
• "Sometimes boyfriends can be jerks. That doesn't mean you stop talking to them. From now on, you can expect that I'm going to show up. Even if I yell. Even if you yell. I'm always going to show up."
• "BECAUSE IT'S WHAT JESUS WOULD FREAKING DO! "
• "Gluts, right? Lets study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through Med. school! You wanna call me Dr. Model? That's fine. But just remember that while you're all still sitting on 200 grand of student loans, I'm out of debt. "
• ""It's funny. Derek walks in on me naked with his wife, and just turns around and walks away. But then he sees me so much as talking to you, and I'm on the ground. "
• "Once a man whore, always a man whore."
• "But what if you're wrong? Just this once, what if life comes down on the side of the dirty mistresses?"
• "Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me."
• "I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me. "
• "Too often, the thing you want most is the one thing you can’t have. Desire leaves us heartbroken, it wears us out. Desire can wreck your life. And as tough as wanting something can be, the people who suffer the most are those who don’t know what they want."
• "Meredith: At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don't really expect it. It's like one day you realize that the fairy tale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle, well, it may not be a castle. And it's not so important happy ever after, just that its happy right now. See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you , and once in a while people may even take your breath away. "
• "The thing is, it’s hard to let go of that fairy tale entirely, because almost everyone has that smallest bit of faith and hope that one day they would open their eyes and it would all come true. At the end of the day, faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don’t really expect it. It’s like one day you realize that the fairy tale is slightly different than your dream. The castle, well it may not be a castle. And it’s not so important that it’s happily ever after — just that it’s happy right now. See, once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you. And once in awhile, people may even take your breath away."
• "O'Malley! Quit looking at my va jay-jay. "
• "Men...from the very beginning, they just suck the life right out of you. "
• "Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No-one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins. "
• "Oh come on. All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty." [slaps George] "That's why you got syphilis."
• "Are you stupid enough to believe i care??"
• "Dr. Burke: I do not stand here on my wedding day optimistic or full of hope. I am not optimistic. I am not hopeful. I am sure. I am steady. I'm a heart man. Take 'em apart, put 'em back together, hold them in my hands. I am a heart man. So this, I am sure. You are my partner. My lover. My very best friend. My heart. My heart beats for you. And on this day, the day of our wedding, I promise you this. I promise you to lay my heart in the palm of your hands, I promise you... me."
• "I'm up there waiting for you to come down the aisle and... I know you don't want to come. If I loved you, I wouldn't be up there waiting for you. I would be letting you go."
• "Cristina, I could promise to hold you, and to cherish you. I could promise to be there, in sickness and in health. I could say till death do us part. But I won't. Those vows are for optimistic couples, the ones full of hope. I do not stand here on my wedding day optimistic or full of hope. I am not optimistic. I am not hopeful. I am sure. I am steady. I'm a heart man. Take 'em apart, put 'em back together, hold them in my hands. I am a heart man. So this, I am sure. You are my partner. My lover. My very best friend. My heart. My heart beats for you. And on this day, the day of our wedding, I promise you this. I promise you to lay my heart in the palm of your hands, I promise you... me."
• "PRESTON: "So what's the story with you and Grey?" DEREK: [pauses] "I got drunk and she took advantage of me. Or she got drunk and I took advantage of her. Well, either way, we were drunk, definitely, and somebody took advantage. I look at it as my initiation into Seattle. What about you?" PRESTON: "I don't have a story, I just wanted to hear yours."
• "I could promise to hold you and to cherish you. I could promise to be there in sickness and in health. I could say til death do us part. But i won't. Those vows are for optimistic couples. The ones full of hope. And i do not stand here on my wedding day optimistic or full of hope. I am not optimistic. I am not hopeful. I am sure. I am steady. And I know. I am a heart man. I take them apart. I put them back together. I hold them in my hands. I am a heart man. So this, i am sure. You are my partner, my lover, my very best friend. My heart, my heart, beats for you. And on this day, this day of our wedding, i promise you this. I promise you to lay my heart in the palm of your hands. I promise you, me. "
• "Oh! So you're, um, that's wonderful! Man love! It's beautiful. Beautiful... My cousin's gay! So... I'm hip and Brokeback Mountain and... all of that."
• "Old school, Yang. Muscle control. When in doubt, always stick to the basics."
• "You are all a bunch of arrogant surgeons."