Doug Benson Quotes

"She puts the "bra" in abracadabra. "
"What a fergalicious day were having!"
"Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money. "
"Daniel Craig is having the best week ever and I don't even know who the fuck he is. "
"Oprah didn't just bring herself, she brought her celebrity friends, because when Oprah says, "Jump," they say, "Which couch?" "
"I was hoping Star Jones and Rosie O'Donnell sat next to each other on the View. Cause then maybe they'd get into a fight... to the death... or worse. "
"I just broke up with my girl friend, i caught her lying....under another man."
"Thats great applaude to another man having sex with my girlfriend."