College Quotes

• "College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink"
• "A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone. "
• "It's perverse, isn't it? People spend years developing their minds and educating themselves, but in the end, they just want to shut them off." ~"
• "Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity"
• "One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.” "
• "Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity." ~ A Beautiful Mind - Movie"
• "One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.” "
• "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” "
• "Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.” "
• "It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts.”"
• "I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated. "
• "I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated. "
• "I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated. "
• "80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read"
• "A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed"
• "A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students"
• "A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
• "The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money."
• ""I have never let schooling interfere with my education." ~ Mark Twain "
• ""A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad." ~ Theodore Roosevelt "
• ""College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?" ~ David Wood "
• ""College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage." ~ George Gobel "
• ""The quality of a university is measured more by the kind of student it turns out than the kind it takes in." ~ Robert J. Kibbee "
• ""Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school." ~ Albert Einstein "
• ""Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income--which he then spends sending his son to college." ~ Bill Vaughn "
• ""Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously." ~ G.K. Chesterson "
• ""The first two years of college are vocabulary lessons. The second two years are spent learning who to ask and where to look it up." ~ Bill Austin "

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