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"And I'm caught right in the middle - torn between my loyalty to the boss and my desire to piss with the lights on." "Oh, hey Caitlin, break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal." "I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit." "If you break Dante's Heart again, I'll kill you. Nothing personal." "Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame." "I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics." "So I'm no more responsible for my own decisions while I'm here at work than, say, the Death Squad soldiers in Bosnia?" "You're a danger to both the dead and the living." "You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie." "Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine!" "You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you." "People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."" "Yeah, I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity." "How many dicks have you sucked?" "Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?" "37! My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!" "Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!" "He broke his neck while trying to suck his own dick!" "Noinch, Noinch, Noinch, Schmokin Weed, Schmokin' Weed, Doin' Coke, Drinkin' Beers..." "My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels." "Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule." "I love your sex talk. It's so kindergarten. "Poo poo". "Wee wee"."