Chuck and Larry Quotes

• "The only thing I'm doing with my eyes is putting a bag over your head, you toothless moron!"
• "Would you wear a yarmulke? It would make my mother proud."
• "Yeah? Well, I'm Catholic. I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off."
• "Yeah, yeah! Gay love!"
• "Now place the ring on his hand. A ring is like a circle, it goes on forever. It's not like a triangle, triangle have corners. It's like a circle."
• "Hey, apple dumpling, what's crack-a-lacking?"
• "Domestic partnership? You mean like faggots?"
• "And most importantly, they showed us that no matter whom we choose to love, be they heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, bisexual, trisexual, quadrisexual, pansexual, transexual, omnisexual or that thing where the chick ties the belt around your neck and tinkles on a ballon, it has absolutely nothing to do with who we are as people."
• "Brace yourself, Larry. What I'm gonna tell you is pretty rough. They removed your entire body. You're nothing but a head now."
• "They said that there was enough fat in your head to rebuild you a new body, so they got scientists in the other room working on it. God willing, you're gonna be alright."
• "Gay guys know how to dance good. It's like the law or some shit."
• "You guys are gonna be busier than a test bench in a plunger factory!"
• "I'm sorry sir. He sucks, you're cool, I'm gay, I'm out."