Chris Farley Quotes

• "I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants"
• "Well, la di fricken da"
• "Yeah yeah, well, ah, you know its a kinda easy to win when you, ah, NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW, EVER, GOD ... come on"
• "Son, I'd like you step away from this vector and get into a different quadrant pronto, there's no access for ya, in this quadrant."
• "Young fella, I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the floor so for a nightmare you can't even imagine, I will gasp at you inside the 6 sided winds of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW!"
• "Fat guy in a little coat."
• "That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of Ase ... I know from experience, if you know what I mean"
• "Shut up Richard."
• "Son of a ... that's going to leave a mark"
• "In the land of the skunks, he who has half a nose is king."
• "Holy Shnykees!"
• "You'll end up living in a van, down by the river"
• "I live in a van down by the river."
• "Well..la dee frickin daaa!"
• "Hey dad i can't see real good is that Bill Shakespeare over there?"
• "Rollin Doobies!"
• "What d'you do?!?!"
• "My name is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker."
• "First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river."
• "Now you kids are probably sayin to yourselves, I'm gonna go out and get the world by the tail and wrap it around..and pull it down..and put it in your pocket."
• "Your going to amount to JACK SQUAT!!"
• "From what I hear your using your paper not for writing but for rollin doobies!"
• "I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it."
• "I'm just dandy! I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!!"