Carlos Mencia Quotes

"Dee Da Dee!"
"I am a product. . . . I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting."
"If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby."
"I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to, ... The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't.”"
"You're Hispanic. You speak Spanish. You're doing ethnic jokes. Taco Bell is one of your first targets."
"God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people."