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"My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
" "My name i' Borat, I come a-from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, we support your war of terror. " "May we show our support for our boys in Iraq.
" "May U.S. and they a-kill every single terrorist.
" "May a-George Bush a-drink the blood of every single man, woman, and child of Iraq.
" "May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert.
" "Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
" "What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.
" "Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.
" "You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
" "Why you call police? The retard escape?
" "Go, kids! Smash the Jew chick before he hatches!
" "Borat: What kind of dog is this?
Zookeeper: It's a tortoise.
Borat: Is it a cat in a hat?
Zookeeper: No... it's a tortoise in a shell.
" "He insist we not fly in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.
" "He is my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success" "What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with shaved vazh´n?
" "Borat: I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
" "If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?
" "How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?
" "Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazh´n work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazh´n hang like sleeve of wizard.
" "Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool, itĺs length thirty meter and width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 83 percent of human solid waste. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan, They very nosey people with bone in their brain. Kazakhstan industry best in the world, we invented toffee and trouser belt. Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region, except of course Turkmenistan's. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Come grasp the might penis of our leader from junction with the testes to tip of its face!
" "When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.
" "This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I have ever seen. She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls, and the asshole of a seven-year-old. For the first time in my lifes, I was in love.
" "This is my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan, and assholes Uzbekistan.