Boondock Saints Quotes

• "Shut your fat-ass, Rayvie! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!"
• "He gave my his c-c-c... He gave me his c-c-c... Oh, he fucking gave me this. Fuck! Ass!"
• "And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili - [Guns Cock]"
• "Detective Greenly. Who the fuck are you?"
• "We'll start the ass-kissing with you."
• "They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it."
• "I killed your cat, you druggie bitch. I thought it would bring closure to our relationship."
• "Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God."
• "Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?"
• "Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...FUCK!"
• "Hey, Greenly. Onion bagel, cream cheese"
• "While Greenly's out gettin' coffee, anybody else want anything?"
• "Hey, Boris... what would you do... if I told you... your pinko Commie mother sucked so much dick, her face looks like an egg?"
• "Your what? I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that fucking cat's name! Your what? Your precious, little...Aw, Jesus! What color was it, bitch?"
• "This is an Irish neighborhood. I'm surprised you even got a phone call."