Bo Burnham Quotes

• "I get more ass than a giant donkey stable. "
• "What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy"
• "And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die "
• "What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal "
• "And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree... Full of Asian porn"
• "And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees "
• "And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor,"
• "And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France. "

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