Animal House Quotes

• "Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard."
• "He can't do that do that to our pledges. Only we can do that to our pledges."
• "Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos."
• "No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!""
• "You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?"
• "Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience."
• "Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"
• "Cut the crap. Give me a drink."
• "The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."
• "Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it."
• "Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance."
• "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
• "Mr. Kroger: two C's, two D's and an F. That's a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman?"
• "Mr. Blu - MR. BLUTARSKY... ZERO POINT ZERO."
• "Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
• "Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps."
• "They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!"
• "Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married."
• "But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general?"
• "But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?"
• "No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night."
• "TOGA! TOGA!"
• "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
• "Thank you, sir! May I have another?"
• "Ramming speed!"
• "Ramming Speed!!"