Aisha Tyler Quotes

• "Do you have any idea what it's like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros."
• "I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture."
• "My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks."
• "What am I wearing? Hmmm, I'd love to tell you something slinky and sexy, but usually it's an old T-shirt."