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40 Year Old Virgin Quotes
40 Year Old Virgin Quotes
"Really? All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins too? That's funny... I didn't even know you g-girls talked like that. I think my first time might be your best time too. Well I knew it, you know what? I knew that you'd react that way and I knew that you would want to lead me through my first sexual encounter will all the compassion and care that someone would give to their soulmate." "No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate." "You know how I know you're gay?" "Wow. This is graphic." "Yeah, well you know, nine dollar beer night." "You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I am the 7th degree imperial yo-yo master." "Ooooh, do me yo-yo master I want you to do me cuz you're the yo-yo guy..." "That was Jay's idea, and I wasn't going to say anything, but waxing your chest is the gayest thing you could possibly do." "I'm not getting bitter. I almost lost a nipple, okay." "I like your sweater. Does it come in a V-neck?" "Yooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!" "You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!" "And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."" "It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her." "Oh, Seth, please! You have a tiny penis..." "I saw this movie called "Liar Liar" and the message was, "Don't lie."" "How many pots have you smoken?" "I dated this girl for four months, and it was the best thing in my life! Until she went down on this guy in... an Escalade, I think." "So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was hurtin' for a squirtin'?" "Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a hoe... for sho" "If I have to hear "Yamo Be There" one more time, I'm going to "Yamo" burn this place to the ground." "If I have to hear "Yamo Be There" one more time, I'm going to "Yamo" burn this place to the ground." "I touched a guy's balls once in Hebrew School." "That's a good looking grandma! My grandma looks like Jack Palance." "You should keep your ho on a leash." "Here it is - Boner Jams '03. Itís a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003." "Here it is - Boner Jams '03." "You was lookin' for a nigga, nigga here now!"